Late in the night…

Late in the night…

One evening, a girl brings her boyfriend home, to meet her family.

The meeting goes unexpectedly well and when he was about to leave (late at night), while they were intensely kissing of “good night”, the guy gets a little horny. With a “conquering” air, he leans his hand to the wall of the entrance hall and asks, whispering, to the girl:
-Tell me honestly, would you give a blowjob right now, right here?
She answers, terrified:
-Are you crazy?! My sister, my parents... they might catch us!
He:
-At this hour they are all sleeping! See, you can’t hear a sound! Who could see us?
She:
-No, please, no! I don’t even want to imagine what would happen if my dad would catch us!
He:
-Please! I’m begging you! I love you so much! I want you...
She:
-Calm down and be understanding! I love you very much but I can’t do it!
He:
-Yes, you can. But you don’t want to!

Suddenly the lights turn on in the staircase and the girl’s little sister appears in her pajamas, rubbing her eyes, sleepy. She looks long at them, then sulky says:
-Daddy said you can suck it and stop pretending being so “shy”! If you don’t, mom can come to do it for you or, eventually, he’ll probably send me to do it... but tell this moron to take his hand off the speaker, so that we can get some sleep!!!